"爸爸買給你"

寄件者 向日葵

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

一個阿拉伯學生發了封伊媚兒給他老爸, 說:

寄件者 向日葵

Dear Dad 親愛的爸爸,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really

like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive

at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB

when all my teachers and many fellow students

travel by train.

柏林很棒, 這裡的人很和善, 我很喜歡這裡,

可是我每天開著我那

純金打造的法拉利599GTB上學時

都感到有些不好意思, 因為

老師和其他大多數 同學都是

搭火車上學的.


Your son, Nasser 兒子敬上



The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail

from his dad:

第二天老爸回信了:

My dear loving son我親愛的寶貝兒子:


Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred

to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.

Go and get yourself a train too.

兩千萬美金已經轉進你的戶頭了,

拜託你別再給我們家丟人現眼,

 快快也去給自己買一列火車吧!

寄件者 向日葵

Love, your Dad 愛你的老爸